How much do you store? I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
When does a joke become a Dad joke? But dad jokes aren't just for dads.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Not wanting to set anything down on the wet ground, he set the jug of milk on top of the car, efficiently whisked open the car door with his now free hand, scooted the groceries in and set his daughter into the car seat in one swift motion.